The Double Roll

I imagine that some lady, fed up from years of having to live with a husband who is incapable of replacing an empty toilet paper roll, in desperation contacted her favorite toilet paper manufacturer and begged for help salvaging her marriage. The solution: Double Rolls. While I am sure that said lady now has reason to squeeze the Charmin in profound thanks, I now rue the day that these cursed Double Rolls entered my life. They seem like such a great idea, until you put them to use in your home. A toddler on a mission can drape the end of the roll into the nearby toilet, and unroll double the amount of toilet paper, directly into the throne, and flush, sucessfully overflowing the toilet in record time. I have now become a master plunger, and have switched back to single rolls. I deal with less waste that way.