Why I love this age...

Eden: Mom, does Santa have a potty at his house?
Me: I would assume so. It would come in handy when he needs to go to the bathroom. Where else would he go? He can't use the bushes. It's too cold.
Eden: Mom. Ma-gic.
Me: So what, you don't think he ever has to go? 
Eden: No, because he's magical.
Me: What about the reindeer? Maybe he keeps a potty around for them to use. Or what about Mrs. Claus? She'd probably appreciate having a potty at the North Pole.
Eden: Technidally, I don't think any of the North Pole creatures have to use the bathroom, because they're all magical.
Me: Maybe he keeps one in his house anyway, like for guests who visit him at the North Pole.
Eden: Can we go visit him?
Me: No. It's too cold. The only way to get there is if you have flying reindeer and a sleigh.
Eden: Maybe he could just come pick us up.
Me: Make sure you go potty first, just in case.